Hurley explores first grader options

Well, at least state Rep. Julia Hurley managed to keep her clothes on.

Here’s the latest on Lenoir City’s Republican representative, pictured left. Click here for stupid human tricks.

(Go on, click the link for the story. I don’t want to recap it here.)

Usually when I do something like this I chalk it up to the horse tranquilizers. Especially at 1 a.m.

So, uh, what’s your excuse, Ms. Hurley?

“I wasn’t thinking straight,” she told the media.

Hmmmmmm. Heh. Hahahahahahahahaha. That happens, I suppose. Heh.

Then she added: “I don’t understand why it’s news, and I don’t want to talk about the desk.”

Uh, yeah it is news. It’s called vandalism. (Now granted, it's not nearly has bad as half the crap politicans do. But they're usually getting away with it. And have better excuses. Sheesh.)

Oh well.

Next thing you know, she’ll be wearing wrestling masks to UT football games.