Another use for Mitt's $2,500 donations

I about choked on my beer when I read that Republican presidential wannabe Mitt Romney charged $2,500 to pose in photos with supporters.

Then I cackled, fell to the ground and flopped about like a wounded pigeon when I read that people actually paid it.

Heh. Wow. $2,500???? Seriously? Man, just take that mohttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifney, exchange it for $1 bills and replace your toilet paper with it.

I mean, you'll get more use out of it.

(Oh man, I'm still laughing.)

Here's the joke right smack here.

OK, I've calmed down.

Now, I'm trying to figure out what you get for $2,500. A Polaroid? That's it? Jeez. Herman Cain would probably at least give you a pizza to his (former) crappy restaurant. Or maybe some coupons. And Rick Perry could probably slip you some of those goooooood pills he no-doubt took before delivering that speech a few weeks back. (Check out three minutes of that gibberish by clicking right smack here.)

But, what's Romney giving you? And no, don't say a new president. Ain't happening.

And no, don't go on about that liberal media crap, either.

I don't like anyone of the candidates.