(Disclaimer: Scripps, which owns KNS, which I work for, owns
the Halls-Shopper. Now back to our
regularly scheduled entry . . . .)
Anyhoo, the a bunch of folks bombarded the commission as they championed (my editor hates that word) Superintendent Jim McIntyre’s
multi-zillion dollar school budgetary proposal. At this point, everyone knows the
county mayor, El Cheap-Skate-O Tim Burchet,t isn’t going to part ways with the
coin (he’d rather pay off debt) and he hasn’t found enough treasure out there
metal detecting, so . . . folks are now
headed to the commission to argue their point.
And that apparently means the Shopper-News, too.
(Oh yeah, here’s the story about the meeting, right smack here, before I forget. And by tomorrow, you can probably find the video right smack here.)
Jake Mabe, the features editor, writer, columnist, was at
the podium, talking to commissioners and saying something that I really wasn’t
paying attention to. Because, at the same time, Editor Sandra Clark was
carrying around a bucket that looked like it had some kind of Indian (should I
say "Native-American" or are still allowed to call ‘em Indians) headdress in it.
Lot of feathers and stuff sticking out.
So, she starts handing them out to commissioners (I’m guilty
of snagging one just cause I like feathers).
As she’s doing that, Jake starts
singing the chorus from John Denver’s “Grandma’s Feather Bed.”
No kidding. Funny stuff.
I told him he had a pair of brass ones.
Commissioner Chairman Mike Hammond, however, told him not to
quit his day job.
Heh.
In the meantime, you can find the Shopper's explanation over on its Facebook page, right smack here.
Mr. Hammond is probably right. Heh, heh. It was a great line.
ReplyDeleteActually, Jack Mabe probably SHOULD quit his day job. No news organization should ever behave in such a fashion.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I doubt anyone can accuse the Shopper of ever putting out anything news-related, so maybe he shouldn't.
Great infotainment bit, Mabe. Hearst would be proud.
Thank you for your comments and for your criticism, Mr. Paone. They are indeed appreciated.
ReplyDeleteAll my best,
Jake
Appreciation means very little. What I want to know is why you think what you did was proper given your position and responsibilities.
ReplyDeleteAnd, if you could, kindly deliver that explanation without the feathers and singing, please. If I want a show I'll head to Dixie Stampede.
Raising taxes during lean times should be a solemn endeavor. The display was pathetic and insensitive. Lots of people can't afford a tax increase and you guys act like its a circus. Way to sell your point to people losing sleep at night over their bills.
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