My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up., and he has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He lives like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
Then it hit me: My dog is a Congressman!
Heh.
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