8 qualifiy as presidential write-ins

Earlier this month, Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam said he wasn't voting for Republican Donald "I promise I respect women more than you do" Trump, and suggested writing in the human groper's vice presidential running mate, Mike Pence.

Anyhoo, guess what? It won't count.

Yep. There's an actual list of "qualified" write-in candidates who will count, according to the Secretary of State's Office.

Here they are:

• Darrell L. Castle
• Cherunda Fox
• Tom Hoefling
• Kyle Kenley Kopitke
• Laurence Kotlikoff
• David Limbaugh
• Evan McMullin
• Marshall Schoenke
• Mike Donila

Heh. Kidding about that last one, but you can write him in anyway.